Status: Completed 2/16/2009

Word Count: 100

Author's Notes: Written for the stargatedrabbles list's Nov 12, 2008 four word a phrase challenge. Rubber Duck, Half Baked, Concoction, and Bug - Phrase "Carter/McKay, I don't know what the hell you just did, but you've got exactly FIVE minutes to fix it!"

"Carter, I don't know what the hell you just did, but you've got exactly FIVE minutes to fix it!" Jack bellowed.

"Working on it, sir! Just one more bug. . . ."

Jack cursed as he leaned on the counter, his hand going into the half-baked concoction Daniel had tried to pass off as Baklava.

"Got it, sir," Carter called out as the lights came back on.

"I'm going to take a nice, long, hot bath."

Daniel's disembodied voice traveled from the living room, "Want a rubber duck, Jack?"

"Smart ass!" Jack mumbled.

Carter chuckled.

"You're both off my Christmas card list!"

THE END